(This scan doesn't do the card justice. It's a work of art!)

Yes, yes, we know. You're thinking, "Why do I need another credit card?" Because this isn't just any Mastercard, this is the Mastercard for farriers and horse owners who want to save money on their farrier and hoofcare supplies.

You have nothing to lose and everything to gain by carrying this Mastercard. It features:

• No annual fee. None. Zilch. Zero. (Get the point?)
• Discounts on your farrier and hoofcare supplies from many dealers and manufacturers.
• A low introductory rate of only 5.9% per year on carried balances.
• Worldwide acceptance at more than 12 million locations.
• 24-hour toll-free personalized service.
• Up to $100,000 in common carrier travel accident insurance.
• Up to $3,000 supplemental lost checked luggage protection.
• Supplemental auto rental collision insurance.
• Emergency cash and airline ticket replacement.
• Free additional cards for your family.
• ...and many more conveniences and services.

To apply for this no fee Mastercard, please fill out this form completely, and push the "Submit" button at the bottom. That's all there is to it. In a few days you'll receive information and an application in the mail. Go ahead, fill it out right now!