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TOPIC: Difference between 1967 - 2007

Difference between 1967 - 2007 03 Mar 2008 02:26 #1

Got this email.... oh how things have changed....

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school
Parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.


1967 - Vice principal comes over to look at Jack's shotgun. He goes to
His car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lock-down, and FB I is called. Jack is hauled
Off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
Traumatized students and teachers.


Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1967 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.

2007 - Police called. SWAT team arrives. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1967 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the
Principal. He returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is diagnosed with ADD and given huge doses of ritalin.
Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from State beca use Jeffrey has a learning disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1967 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
College, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is placed in
Foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist convinces Billy's sister that
She remembers being abused herself, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.


Scenario: Mark has a headache and brings some aspirin to school.

1967 - Mark takes aspirin in lunchroom and headache goes away.

2007 - Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations.
Car is searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario: Pedro fails English in high school.

1967 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
Nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is
Racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway but ends up mowing Lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,
Puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a fire ant hill.


1967 - Ants die.

2007 - Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, Homeland Security, and FBI called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates parents; siblings are removed from home; computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad goes on Terror Watch List and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scra pes his
Knee. He is found crying by his teacher who hugs him to comfort
Him.


1967 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2007 - Teacher is accused of being a s exual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in state prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy .
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 03 Mar 2008 02:34 #2

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That's great Doug,

And yeah I was around in '67 too. It's all true.
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 03 Mar 2008 02:35 #3

George,

So which was it? Blowing up the ant hill or bringing the shotgun to school?? uhhh in my case .... BOTH!
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 03 Mar 2008 02:38 #4

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Douglas_Armstrong wrote:
George,

So which was it? Blowing up the ant hill or bringing the shotgun to school?? uhhh in my case .... BOTH!
Well,
I must respectfully decline to answer on the grounds that it might tend to incriminate me and/or people I knew. LMAO

Some cool stuff could be done with magnesium liberated from the science lab or so I've heard tell:o
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 03 Mar 2008 02:42 #5

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Sad but true.
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 03 Mar 2008 02:50 #6

Its funny cause its true.
When I was in college, I would "hide" my '47 mossburg 20 gauge under the seat of my '77 shrt bed(it had a coulmn shift standard, chevy orange and a nifty three fifty. What a great little truck... that is the smell of nostalgia) so I could escape the wacked out haven of the liberal arts college and go to the public game lands not 10 miles away. i would often see a local policeman there, doing the same thing I was... small game hunting. He knew me, knew I lived in the dorms, saw my truck everyday as he patroled the college parking lot. We would stand there exhanging stories as I stowed my "weapon" before I drove back to the school. He never questioned me.
My neo goth roomate (his pet rats name was Eva Braun, the monaker given to Hitler's girlfriend for those who attended public schools) was using the machine shop to make pipe bombs and some form of crude mortar. Guess what... the bomb squad showed up after receiving an "anonymous" tip;) . They never found his stash (he had blown them all up in the woods), but was no longer allowed to be my roomate.. he was given a private appartment. He said my right wing, redneck psuedo jock attitude bothered him. Last I heard, he was applying for a job at the Perry Nuke Plant in the control room...and he had no record. I'm still here and NE Ohio is not glowing so he must not have got the job.
Not directly related, but funny. I wrote a few columns for the school paper, really just pointing out the ludicrious nature of a lot of the left wing garbage these folks were spewing. I was never rude or disrespectful, though some of the humor was barbed.They hated me so much they had a sit in on my dorm floor in protest of my "racist homophobic right wing blabber"( I am none of theseexcept pretty conservative in that personal responsibility is what matters , well I've been known to blabber some). After I left the school, they literaly burned me in effigy. What an HONOR. They disliked the mirror I held up to them so much they protested my thinking and tried to expunge the stain I had crerated upon there Utopia by fire.:rolleyes:
I hope some of them grew up.
I never did!:D
Jason
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 03 Mar 2008 04:07 #7

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Sad but true. Wonder what the next chapter in that e-mail will read like in antoher 40yrs?
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 03 Mar 2008 04:18 #8

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beslagsmed wrote:
Sad but true. Wonder what the next chapter in that e-mail will read like in antoher 40yrs?

En 2008 la mayor parte de nosotros hablamos inglés:D
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 03 Mar 2008 11:57 #9

Very true, give it some time everything cycles. :)
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 03 Mar 2008 19:07 #10

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George Geist wrote:
And yeah I was around in '67 too. It's all true.
George
Over here we have a saying "If you can remember the 60's then you weren't really there" ;)
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 13 Mar 2008 11:07 #11

How bout acetyelene bombs from garbage bags but then again my friends just liked to make big bangs:eek:
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 13 Mar 2008 14:48 #12

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Hi all,

Gasoline 30 some cents a gallon.

Wine $2.50 because you had to buy a jug for the wino that got one for you and your friends.

About that time me and my friends all took our guns to school to refinish the stock on wood shop, no one thought much of it.

Kevin
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 18 Mar 2008 02:32 #13

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I just graduated in 2003 and thing have changed drastically in the small amout of time between when I was there to my brothers class now who graduates next year. It's unreal!
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 18 Mar 2008 02:43 #14

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J.H. shoeing in gray

En 2008 la mayor parte de nosotros hablamos inglés:D

Entre la frontera y el camino noventa, todos lo hablan la lengua de la raza. :)
Tom Stovall, CJF
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RE:Difference between 1967 - 2007 18 Mar 2008 03:42 #15

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Tom Stovall, CJF wrote:
J.H. shoeing in gray

En 2008 la mayor parte de nosotros hablamos inglés:D

Entre la frontera y el camino noventa, todos lo hablan la lengua de la raza. :)


sí ellos hacen, mi amigo, sí ellos hacen:)
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