Ok guys, being as there's a lot of trash talk going on around here lately it would appear that we now have a good line up for Horseshoemania II

On the undercard building up to the main event we can start off with a couple of ladies in Auventera vs Goes like Stink in a special barefoot match.

From there it can go to Gary "Mr AFA" Miller vs Tom "TNT"Trosin for the west coast regional belt.

That can be followed by Ron Kramedjian vs "The Wild Indian" Dr Nape

After that I believe Thomas Ride and Drive vs Tom Bloomer in a battle of the Toms.

Moving along we have next from parts unknown the masked man known as Just Passin Through vs Rick "Senor El Magnifico" Burten who will be managed by our current reigning heavyweight champion "Cowboy" Tom Stovall.

Next will be myself, yours truly, accepting the challenge from Danvers "The Fireman"Child for a steel cage match. Hopefully it will be erected by card carrying ironworkers and operating engineers.

Next we will have the long awaited match between Jaye "Johnny Rebel the Mouth of the South" Perry vs the super dooper ultra mega senior member, Phil "The Maine Man" Armitage, accompanied by his manager "Perfectionist Patty" Stiller.

The main event for the championship will then be "Perfectionist Patty" vs "Cowboy" Tom for the championship belt.

Referees will be Skinfaxi Sarah, Ray Steele, and Bruce Matthews,
Ring announcer none other than Baron "Cyber Farrier" Taylor.

Can anybody get us a pay per view deal for this as well as a suitable horse pasture someplace to hold this event?
George

George Geist wrote: LMAO!!!! Thanks for the belly exercise this morning, George.

I've got a nice 5 acre meadow back up in a box canyon (only one exit/entrance) I'd volunteer

Thomas Drive and whatever isn't even a farrier, what gives?

That is quite a line up of events and eventers George.
I find it hard to predict who will come out on top in the finale.

If it was a steel cage match I would have to go with Rick the Magnifico. Have you seen this guy in person ? He is a lumber jack.

If this was set up as the "weakest Link" program on tv, I think it would end up a close match between Rick B. Tom S. and Danvers C.
With all the others hanging in for a long time.
I have to go with Tom S. coming out on top. This man is a walking book of knowledge.

Either way it would come down as the highest pay per view in the history of "farrierdom"

You have put me in some pretty elite company as referee. I am honored to have my name sit along side theirs.

"LET THE GAMES BEGIN" !!!

Bruce,
Actually the cage was just for me and the Fireman as per his request. I think everybody else will just have a regulation ring. And yes I think that Oregon place of Karen's sounds good to me too. How about you?

I can think of none better for referees. All 3 of you have honesty, integrity, and impartiality. And I think your big and tough enough to stop any interference from outside the ring.

At last years Horseshoemania Senor El Magnifico gave Franky Lundist a pretty bad beating with the use of a foreign object passed through the ropes by Cowboy Tom Stovall. Eventually he was beaten bad enough by both of them that he was carried away. Due to being disqualified no title was awarded.

Phil and Jaye were going at it pretty good as well until "THE MIghty" Maki, Dave "The Boss"Purves, Andrew Grimm, Jeff Holder, and Tom Bloomer charged the ring and saved Jayes butt. Phil emerged victorious due to the interference but got a good beating for it. This year he has a manager to give him a fighting chance.

Cowboy Tom Stovall won the title after a hard fought elimination by soundly defeating all comers all year long. He has squashed BUAtista's one after the other with little to no effort. After his latest battle with perfectionist Patty our benevolent dictator Baron found it necessary to end the match with Cowboy Tom still retaining his title.

The pandemonium that ensued in the aftermath of that match has caused this return grudge match between those two after they manage their respective bouts.

As for me, well..... All I can say is no pencil neck geek has ever slammed me!
George

How will we ever know if my opponent is who s/he says s/he is? Will this be a one fall match or best two out of three? And, lastly, I deeply resent the implication that last year I used a foreign object. I am here to tell you that the object in question was American made, though not by union labor.

And, why no tag-team matches? Or a six man Battle Royale?

Rick,
It was alledged. We all know it was a camera trick and an optical illusion

As to the true identity of your masked opponent only Baron knows for sure.

I thought long and hard about that tag team issue. Trying my best I just couldn't think of four people that got along good enough to be teamed up!
George

Pencil necked geek, man does that bring back memories.

Gorgeous George
Hay Stack Calhoun
Bruno San Martino

to just name a few

I regret to inform all potential participants and spectators that my crackerjack legal firm of Wiffle, Waffle and Dodgem hasn't been able to locate a venue where the event can be covered by the necessary insurance. We are currently considering the possibility of holding the event off-shore (recall the Thrilla in Manilla?), and have entered negotiations with several dictators, ummm, I mean gracious leaders of one-party national governments, in some out of the way third world locations.

If negotiations fail to produce a suitable venue, our in-house team of mercenaries, lead by our own former marine, Rick "Kill 'Em All, Let God Sort 'Em Out" Burten, will "take possession" of a suitable venue, while striving to keep collateral damage to a minimum. Once the event is over, the location will be returned to its previous owner, unless we can get a better price frrom a third party.

That's it for now. Updates posted as the intelligence reports stream in.

At ease. If you got 'em, smoke 'em.

Baron

Quebec still wants to ceceed from the rest of Canada. Possibility Montreal ?

George,

You clearly have too much time on your hands

Derin

Derin,
Dont worry, will be gone the next few days. I trust you guys will of course behave yourselves as always
George

I don't care what you say, I'm not wearing tights.

Phil Armitage wrote: Sorry, Phil. Rules are rules.

Baron

I sure do hope the TexMexShoeGirl shows up at ringside with that flower in her hair. That could add to pay per view revenue.

Trouble is we haven't seen her since Craig Trnka hasn't been around
George