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18
Jun

Things Farriers Love to Hear


Written by Tom Stovall, CJF
Category: Humor
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"Your shoe fell off..."

"He doesn't bite, he only nibbles..."

"He never kicked anyone else, you must have done something wrong..."

"You won't have any trouble catching them..."

"It's the bank's fault, run it back through..."

"Raise his heels..."

"Make his foot smaller..."

"Equus (or any other magazine) says..."

"Everyone in the barn says..."

"It's only been four weeks..." (after eight weeks)

"Why can't these be reset?..." (because you can read through the toe)

"He never did that before..."

"I haven't had time to pick up his feet..."

"I haven't had time to clean out his feet..."

"Can I feed him a carrot while you're shoeing him?..."

"He doesn't bite hard, he's only playing..."

"I forgot my checkbook..." (always, after the horse is shod)