Once, there were three race horses all in their stalls waiting to be fed. While waiting, they commenced to talking to one another. The first horse said "I've been in ten races already, and won three of them." The second horse said "I'm better. I've been in fifteen races and won eight of them." The third horse then said "I'm better than both of you. I've been in twenty-five races and won twenty of them." While this was going on there was an old greyhound resting in the corner, and after the last horse had spoken he stood up and said "You horses are nothing, I'm the best. I've been in 125 races and won 110 of them." There was a long silence, then one of the horses said in pure amazement "WOW, a talking dog!" (Submitted by Guy Hunter)
"How can you tell when a farrier thinks you're "BS"ing them? They look you straight in the eye, nod, and say, "Is that right?" (Sumitted by Adam Pendleton)
What's the difference between a farrier and a veterinarian? A farrier knows that he's not a veterinarian! (Submitted by Boyd Bryant)
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